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madeeasy 1:41 Wed Nov 25
Aftershave and deodorant
Gents

I fancy a change. don't like anything too strong aftershave wise and prefer a spray deodorant.

what's your weapon of choice?

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

gank 1:42 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Fucking hell, are you able to tie your own shoelaces?

madeeasy 1:43 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Gank you smelly cunt i wasn't asking you.

Gruesome Dump 1:44 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Must you be so rude?

Steve the Hammer 1:44 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Did you know there are grown men out there that still use Lynx deoderant? I find that shocking.

Leonard Hatred 1:44 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Who was that cunt that used to come on here asking questions like this all the time?

gank 1:44 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
The last person needing us to think for them got £150 from JONESY, I know your game you begging tramp cunt.

madeeasy 1:45 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Hahahaha. i dont need anyone to buy it for me!!!

Trevor B 1:46 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
So you have your own money but you simply can't think or make a basic decision for yourself?

madeeasy 1:47 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
This isnt going to plan....

Gruesome Dump 1:48 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Have you thought of smearing your own shit into your armpits. It's all the rage in Africa.

Grumpster 1:53 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
I'm a tight sod and always just buy the deodorant that is on offer, though handily it's generally the Vaseline one which I always found pretty decent sport wise, though I'm not a smelly fucker anyway.

Issy Miyake is a lovely aftershave.

gank 1:55 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Grumpster, you're confusing deodorant with anti-perspirant, and you're also confusing the fragrance designer with the name of the fragrance.

diehardhammer 1:56 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Sure Men - hate to use their catch phrase but it's never let me down

1 million aftershave is always good with women

Grumpster 2:13 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
gank 1:55 Wed Nov 25

What can I say gank, I'm 41 and am a useless cunt!

I have some David Beckham smelly deodorant at home that I got as a present which smells pretty nice.

That better?

As for the aftershave, errr, it's a glass thin rectangular type bottle with a large plastic cap.

lowermarshhammer 2:23 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
My mate's wife told me I smelt lovely the other day (lazy lob on moment) and asked what it was I wearing.

RADOX for Men 24 Hour Freshness & Protection

£1 shop

Avoid those 48 hour deodorants for 2 reasons:-

1) What kind of tramp plans on not washing themselves once a day?
2) They tend to leave a white crust not unlike a dandruff tsunami on you armpit pubes.

I tend to launch a raid on the pound shop twice a year and stock up with all the spray and shaving gel shit in bulk.

kch 2:32 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
No link to mate's wife ?

Site, dogs etc.

Nurse Ratched 2:36 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Try and find an antipersp/deo wot's unfragranced.

Bathe every day.

Then you will smell like a CHAP.

Which is far more delicious than anything unilever can concoct in its lab.

mashed in maryland 2:41 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
I just use anything by Hugo Boss or FCUK

Lynx is for virgins and Kosovans.

westham13 2:56 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
ultraviolet by Paco Rabanne . Best on the market IMO

claret on my shirt 2:58 Wed Nov 25
Re: Aftershave and deodorant
Just got some Paco Rabanne Million on the way back from Prague, the ladies in the office seem to like it ;)

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